Two in one day...You should be so lucky!


After writing a blog in regards to my friend Chuck and his ability to direct traffic in a way that makes Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake look like a pre-school Christmas pageant, I have some bad news.

I hate your kid. Not yours personally. Not all. Just this one!

Don't hate me, I love children. I have several "nieces" and "nephews" that I couldn't love more if I tried. Its just this child.

I sit here with a headache that won't go away and this child is making an insanely loud fire truck noise? No idea. All I know is its loud annoying and driving me to drink (diet coke). I ask him to stop, he gets louder and his parent laughs! I don't think the parent realizes that I'm two Advils away from having to get my stomach pumped b/c your child will not shut-up.

I have no children, but I'm around enough to know this is not a normal child! One day if/when I'm blessed to have my own children, you might feel this way about mine. (I doubt it, but its possible)

I will take it into consideration when you tell me, "Seriously, shut that kid up or I'll do it for you". When he is eating your food off your table with his grubby little hands and I see you look at him like death is in his near future, I'll tell him to stop. If and when he runs his hot wheels all over the papers you are trying to read, I'll tell him to sit down before he gets backhanded. (By you not me)

It just boggles (or bloggles..ha ha) my mind.

Until next time...
Coco