Friday, August 22, 2008

Where NOT to pick up men...by Coco Channel.



My single friends always wonder where is the best place to pick up men? It seems that everywhere you go in Indiana there are no "good" guys! So instead of dwelling on where to go to meet them...I thought we would weed out the places that wouldn't be ideal to find your soul mate. This is what we came up with.





The self-help section at Borders. (esp drug abuse or alcoholism)



Through your probation officer.



At your family reunion.



A homeless shelter



Truck stops - between the dream catchers and claw game-



Any and all women's restrooms.



incarcerated_people_need_love_2.com


At the children's museum with no children




Those are just a few suggestions. So now that we have those crossed off our lists, we should find guys in no time.

Until next time...

Coco

Wednesday, August 20, 2008



This is what 35 years of marriage looks like. It looks good to me!

Congrats Mom and Dad! I love you!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Ok...So being on the skinny girl's side really paid off! My pants not only fit but are getting to big! I am no longer living in fear of picking things up off the ground and my pants ripping only to expose my Hanes Her Ways to the world. (Yes I wear Hanes Her Ways....They rock and I rarely have to spend time digging them out of my butt!)

The inches (3 from my waist to be exact) melting away could be b/c i stuck up for the skinny's of the world OR I'm now gluten free and proud!

QUESTION-Gluten free you say? Isn't that a BIG life change!

ANSWER- Yes but I didn't have a choice. After 30 years of binge drinking Miller Lite and gorging on pizza until I was in a coma, my body will no longer tolerate it! Not my choice people....but glad it was made for me!

QUESTION-You loved going to the grocery! How do you feel about it now?

ANSWER-Its OK! It takes about 2 1/2 hours to buy three days worth of food. I HAVE to read EVERY label! AND It costs about 5xs more too! One day when I really know what I'm doing it will be more fun then before!

QUESTION-What did you do when you found out that Papa John's and Blue Moon were off your list for life?

ANSWER- I was planning on strangling the lady and twisting her arm until she screams "uncle" but I had the Aha moment that Oprah always talks about. AHA that's why I haven't felt good in the past 7 months. AHA this will make my very itchy hives go away. AHA this is going to ROCK!

QUESTION-Are people really asking you these questions or are you making them up?

ANSWER-Totally making them up! Its my very own internal dialogue that I'm letting you be part of!


Until next time
Cococ