This morning I woke up to hit my snooze button. After I hit it, I hit my head on my headboard. My neck cracked and I saw the same stars Wilde Coyote does when he get knocked the F&@k out by one of those weight thingys. I texted my sister(who is right now the hall) "I've fallen and I can't get up...Bring ice". Of course she slept through it!

This is an e-mail convo between my friend juju and I about the situation. This is a "normal" convo between the two of us. I just thought it was funny! I hope you enjoy!

From Coco

This morning I got into a HUGE fight with my snooze button and headboard (they won). I HURT MAMA! I have a three inch goose egg on my head and I can't move my neck!!!!


From JuJu-
Why wouldn’t ya! I am starting to think that we might need an exorcism or something. You are either possessed by the devil or you are having one long string of BAD LUCK!
Mama……duct tap a bag of frozen peas to your forehead and rock the world tonight……dare ya.

Coco-
I'll totally tell everyone the devil pushed me into my headboard...

Heather to coco - "Coco why can't you move your neck and what's up with that big knot on your head?"
Coco to heather - "The devil pushed me"
Heather to coco - "Oh"

So tonight I say we throw up a tent, light some candles, grab our bibles and bring Jesus back to me!

HEAL ME JUJU HEAL ME!

And if that doesn't work, I'll grab the prettiest sliver duck tape and some brand name peas and dance the night away! I just hope they don't play anything flash dance!

Coco